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natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt iโ€™ve ever seen

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

thatโ€™s 50 cheese burgers

i canโ€™t deal with make up good bye

(via dumbologo)

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homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

(via dumbologo)

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theunicornkittenkween:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

theunicornkittenkween:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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